Let me see you stripped down to the bone

"Oh my lanta, FATHER!!! I. CANT.AIM!!!" -Me

"I painted my toe nails that blue nail polish color I got the other day. It’s awesome it makes my nail look black. "
"AWESOME! Can I borrow it?!"
"My toe nail?"
"NO!" ~Melinickers and I

"pfffffft, like you swear" -Me

"THIS OLD MAN!!! HE PLAYED ONE! HE PLAYED KNICK KNACK ON MY THUMB WITH A KNICK KNACK POLLY WAG GIVE A DOG A BONE!!! THIS OLD MAN CAME ROLLING HOME!!!!"
"Oh god, Kim, are you serious?!"
"YESH!!! I GOOGLED IT IN THE LEADERSHIP CLASS EHEHEHHEHHEE!!" -ME&Hannah

"Stupid Pigeon." --Me

"IF YOU DON"T GET OUT OF MY KICKING RANGE IN THE NEXT FIVE SECONDS I SWEAR YOU WILL LOSE THE ABILITY TO HAVE CHILDREN!"
-Me

"uhh, Kim? maybe i should hold the stapler..." -Cindy

"HEY! my hand eye cordination isn't that bad..."
-throws bottle into the air and catches it...repeats action only this time is interfered by Josie's effing arm-
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! MR BOTTLE! YOU KILLED MR BOTTLE!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" -runs away as Josie picks up Mr Bottle-
"Hey you're the one who dropped it!! HERE! it's all better now-"
"BULL S***! LOOK ITS LEAKING AND ITS ALL DEFORMED!! ITS DISABLED NOW CAUSE OF YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"AHa, no it's not HERE!"
"LOOK AT IT! IT'S GONNA BE NEGLECTED BY ALL OF ITS OTHER CILINDRICAL FRIENDS!!"
"Do you wanna throw it away then?!"
"NO!!! SEE NAO YOURE NEGLECTING IT TOO!!!" Me&Josie

"ATTACK MY MINION ATTACK!!"-Me

"I took two pills then i ate the whole pizza!!"
"Uh, Father, the pizza's still here....OMFS FATHER IS UNDER THE INFLUENCE!! I KNEW YOU SHOULDNT OF TAKEN TWO ADVILS!"
"Kim, i was just--"
"Hallucinating? I know Father, i know."
"No, Kim I---"
"Shhhh, shh, go to sleep Father"
"Urg---"
"I SAID GO TO SLEEP!!!" -Father&I

"KIM! Stop abusing your stapler priviledges!!!"
"Aww......FINE!!" -Cindy and I

"Look what Melina won!"
-opens up pencil box slowly and dramatically-
"Oh, Cool. Let me see it."
-Father's hands reach out to grab shiny pencil-
"DONT TOUCH IT!!" -ish screamed then runs away hyperventilating- "EE! EE EEE EEE EEE EEEEE!!!!!!"
-Me&Father (quah ha ha ah ah aha ha ha)

"Kim, just make a f***** decision!"
"...this is why i'm schizo!!!" ~Melina and I

"I'm six!"
"Yes, and this is Kim, she may look old but she's really your age on the inside."
"VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! AAAAAAAAAH! THE ALARM! NOOO BARBIE! RUN! SAVE YOURSELF LISA!!! RAAAWWWRRR!!!! GRR GRR GRR MAY DAY MAY DAY WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE! DON'T TRIGER THE ALARM!!! AAAAAH!! VRROOOSSHHH!!AAAAAAAAAAAAH---ey, Cindy, chu stepped on her!!! Uh, it's okay lisa!!! your head was already that big anyways. Okay guys, let's take it form the top."
-Noelia, Cindy, and I (uhh do the brats and barbie count, too?...I SWEAR THEY WERE NOELIA'S NOT MINE!! although she did have an awesome doll house ^^....WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!?!?)

"HEY JOSIE!"
"Yeah?"
"Oh, uh, nevermind...it wasn't anything major anyways.....you just dont have anymore white out..OH LOOK! TREE! CLOUD! DOOR! EEEEEEE!!" -runs-
---Me&Josie

"..tehehhe...eheeheh..HEHEHEHEE...."
"...Kim are you okay?"
"MEET BILLY!!! TEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEE!!!!" -shows Josie a strip of lunch tickets still stuck together folded-
"uhhhhhhh"
-Cindy takes Billy and crumples-
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!! YOU KILLED BILLY!!!! AAAAAAAAH!! SHH SHHHH SHHHH ITS OKAY! ITS OKAY!! .....HES A ZOMBIE BILLY NAO!! oooh, your cool status jus went up!"
~Me, Jose, and Cindy

"OOOOHH MY LANTA MY VIRGINAL EYES!! I DIDN'T HAVE TO SEE THAT! OMFS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! QUAAAAAAAAH!!"
"ahaha, Kim, ahaah i didn't---"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!"
"ahahah, KIM! STOP! It's Victor's fault"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"
"HOW IS IT MY FAULT?! IT WAS IN YOUR POCKET!!"
"NO IT WASNT! IT WAS IN YOURS!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"Kim, didnt you see---"
"OH TRUST ME I SAW!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
-ME, Josie, & Victor

"ehhehehhehee....Frederico.......ahahahahhaa"--Me

"KIM! NO! NO! KIM! NO!"
"Aw...come on!!! PLEASEPLEASEPELASEPLEAAAASDE!?!!?"
"...Fine....just ONCE!"
-white outs entire page- "DONE!!!"
"Oh crap." Josie and I

"Whoa he's a fighter...oh, wait..EY! EY! DOWN KILLER!! DOWN!!" --Me to this demented kid at CHURCH!! (yeah, i know right??)

"Did you fall off the couch again? Now that would be a true Kim moment....." Steph S.

"Ha, what? Did you fall again?"
"I resent that." Melina&Me

"MEET MR. CHICKEN THE TURKEY!! HE GOES QUAK!!...quackquackquack OH MY FREAKIN SPORKS HE JUST GOT PLUCKED!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! SOMEONE GET THE GLUE!!GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"--ME

"AHA! LOOK MARTHA! KIM FELL OFF THE COUCH! AGAIN!"
"Shut. UP."
"HAHA! SHE CAN"T EVEN GET UP!"
"Go.To.HELL"
"What was that kim?"
"Nothing, Father...why nothing at all..."--Me&Father

"Where's Mr. Chicken's head?"--Me

"BLEEEN IS THE COLOR OF MY SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!" Me

"I used to have a donkey when i was about Kim's age, around 10 or 11"
"Dad, I'M 13!!"
(continues as if i hadn't spoken)
"It threw me off once...I used to have blond streaks in my hair too!"
"YOUR DONKEY HAD BLOND STREAKS??"
"Kim"
"Father"
"Shut up"
"WELL THEN!!" --Father and I

"Its not a dove, its a white pigeon!!"--Me

"IMA HOBO!!"
"Kim, you're not a hobo..."
"YES I AM DAMMIT!!SEE?!I HAV A BOX TO PROVE IT!!"
"Give me back my shoebox!"
"NEVER!!" -Me & Melina

"BLECH! this marshmellow doesnt taste like anything!!"
"Thats cuz its a pillow..."
"SHUT UP! ITS A TASTELESS MARSHMELOW!!"
"uh, riigghhttt"
"Go open the door to Mr. Van Winkle's house, ima feed this thing to his 'cats'." -Me & Melina

"Bonza"
(Me in Background: ITS A BEAN!! right?!)
"But Father wat do you mean..."
(Bonza Bonza Bonza Bonza Bonza Bonza!!)
"KIM SHUT UP!!"
(NEVER!!)"
And its Garbanzo bean you idiot!!"
(OOOOOOOHH!! no wooondeerrrr!!!!) --Me, Father, & Melina

"GAH!!YOU"RE IN MY BUBBLE!!" --ME!!

"BE CAREFUL! The street will molest you"
"WAT KIND OF STREETS HAVE YOU BEEN ON!?" -Jesus and I

"I'm not weird...i'm just unique....okay okay fine im weird. Happy?" -ME

"SQUIRRELL!!"
"It was a f****** psycho squirrell!! THAT S*** HAD RABIES!!" Me&Melina

"Hello, we are calling.."
"HELLO!!!!"
"Aha, it's a machine...."
THe Machine,Me,&Mother

"Like hell!!" Me

"FUDGE HOLE!"
"...whats a fudge hole??.....FUDGE HOLE FUDGE HOLE FUDGE HOLE"
"AHAHAHAHAH, Kim, SHHH!! Ms. Gill will hear you!"
"FUDGE HOLE FUDGE HOLE FUDGGGGEEEE HOOOLLEE"
"Okay, now you jus did that on purpose."
"YEAPPERS." Josie&Me

"She sounds like a dying violin." ----Melina AKA Melinickers

"Kimber..LA LAKKA! KIMBER! LA LAAKKKA!!'
-twitches-"oh, how lovely, i have a theme song." (T_-) Melina&I

"kim..thats not normal.."
"Pfft, and whoever told you i was normal lied to you." Josie (MR PONY) and Me