When life gives you the JOnas Brothers...throw them pack and demand The Wolf Pack!

i write a lot of stories. i'm too paranoid to post them here. i want them to be a book.
i love you.
remember that.




On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Aw, but thats the only time I work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The 5 finger special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(Cuz that is just so obvious)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(Yeah, because Defrost is a serving.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really!? I thought it would be cold.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(Which limits what? Use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(What would that be? Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(What happened to the peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Wow. I never would have guessed.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them it was uncool to breath, are you the 8 that would be laughing their butt’s off?




Have you ever ran into a door or a glass door?

Yes, I’ve wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?"



Me: I Like him
Emily: You do, really?
Me: Yeah
Emily: Why?
Me: Are you serious? Have you seen him SMILE?
Emily: You should tell him, he likes you too
Me: He does?? How do you know??
HIM: Because I know Emily’s password



What MR (Max Ride) character are you?