Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her]
When she stare's at your lips===[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hits you===[ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she's quiet===[ Ask her what’s wrong]
When she ignores you===[ Give her your attention ]
When she pulls away==[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst===[ Tell her she's beautiful ]
When you see her start crying==[Just hold her and don’t say a word ]
When you see her walking==[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared===[ Protect her ]
When she lays her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steal's your favourite hat==[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she teases you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesn’t answer for a long time===[ reassure her that everything is okay ]
When she looks at you with doubt==[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]
When she says that she likes you==[ she really does more than you could understand ]
When she grabs at your hands===[ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]
When she bumps into you===[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret===[ keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes===[ don’t look away until she does ]
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHE’S HURTING INSIDE]
When you break her heart===[ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she says its over===[ she STILL wants you to be hers ]
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Let her know she's important
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; “Who’s ass am I kicking today baby?”
If you are a girl post this in your blog as 'a real boyfriend', if you are a boy post this as 'the boyfriend I wanna be'

Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.
– Dr. Seuss
A person's a person, no matter how small.
– Dr. Seuss
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
– Dr. Seuss
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
– Dr. Seuss
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who'll decide where to go.
– Dr. Seuss
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
– Dr. Seuss
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
– Dr. Seuss
The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.
– Dr. Seuss
I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!
– Dr. Seuss
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
– Dr. Seuss
You are you. Now, isn't that pleasant?
– Dr. Seuss
Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if only you try!
– Dr. Seuss

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

People who've said anything's possible obviously haven't tried slamming a revolving door.

Stupidity got us into this mess-why can't it get us out?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and I thought, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Therapist=the/rapist... scary thought.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out, it refused to come back in.

Tell the truth and run.

Always remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else.

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

Person #1: *dramatically* Why must the good die young!?
Person #2: Well, it explains why you're still alive.

Madness? THIS...IS...SPARTA!

Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.

If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.

Sometimes the littlest things in life are the hardest to take. You can sit on a mountain more comfortably than on a tack.

If you're going through hell, keep going.

The darkest hour has only sixty minutes.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

You are well-educated and you look cute, but that’s not going to cut it.

Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.

The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.

Everything in Nature contains all the powers of Nature. Everything is made of one hidden stuff.

I believe that there is a subtle magnetism in Nature, which, if we unconsciously yield to it, will direct us aright.

I can enjoy society in a room; but out of doors, nature is company enough for me.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

It's clearly a budget. It’s got a lot of numbers in it.

In your face conspiracy theorists!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Don’t knock of the Devils door, ring the doorbell and run he hates that even more!

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Come to the dark side. We have CHOCOLATE!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, even vampires, or both.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 10?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice into life's eyes and see if it still likes lemons after that.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

You know your addicted when Volterra is added to your computer dictionary.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it.

I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
Girls can do what boys can do. And we can do it in high heels!
I wonder if gay people say, "Thats so straight!"

It's easy being goth. Just fill your closet with black clothes and stay up all night. See if your smilin when it’s time for school.

My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird. If you DISAGREE completely with this statement and find it happening on a regular basis, copy and paste this into your profile.