In a world of cheerios.....be a frootloop!!!
Too often we lose sight of simple pleasures,remember,when someone annoys you,it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack them upside the head!
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass,its about learning to dance in the rain.
Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world
"If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart,a heart can be broken but a circle can go on forever."
It doesn't hurt to dream,it hurts more to wake up
Sometimes people put up walls not to keep them out,but to see who cares enough to break them down
I don't suffer from insanity,I enjoy every minute of it! :D
Anyone who says 'sunshine brings happiness', never danced in the rain
Who ever said 'nothing is impossible' never tried slamming a revolving doorwhen you fall down,a friend helps you back up,but your best friend is laughing because their the one who tripped you.
weird is good,strange is bad,and odd is when you don't know what to call them
When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh at the people who are trying to figure out how the hell you did it.
Love this one When in doubt,give a good smack
A murderer stabs you in the front,a friend stabs you in the back,a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but only best friends poke each other with bendy straws
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up.
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history
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