I must say, that though he's (apparently) been helpful on past occasions, Jeb's concocted one of the most idiotic plans on the face of the earth.

Someone needs to check his head....he might be a genius when it comes to recombining DNA but he's a bit...on the Meh-Scale when it comes to plans.

Okay, so I HAVE to do a blog post according to Max.

And I got to hurry since she's making googly eyes at my brother and I am between them and yeah, I don't want them swapping spit with me in between. (OW! Fang just rammed his elbow into my rib cage....horrible sibling he is...Nana, I ain't deleting it!!!!)

Iggy's touching all the junk food in front of us and making notes of the colors (I swear, I love him, sure, but he got an electric blue gatorade, nacho doritos and some granola bar that's in… Continue

People, no freaking out.

Just because I haven't had the chance to steal the laptop DOES NOT mean I'm dead. Or that Fang's dead. (But he tends to update his blog more than I do so whatever)

Hmm....er, right. Found out what the heck was wrong with us from the Spawn of Satan.

He said about it being something like the Gh05t experiment mock 2.

Which is bad news for us because everyone else in my "batch" died last time they did the experiment.

And Jeb isn't sure if it will work on Avian-Americans… Continue

Is suckishness a word? Last time I checked no, but Max is making words up all the time so why can't I?

Right then, I snagged the laptop from Fang's backpack while waiting for Max to check out of this random hotel.

Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Angel and Total are off to the side, away from us. And I am too dang tired to look up and check.

Right then, well, from what I can tell, Fang and I are...off somehow.

We barely slept last night and got up in the middle of it all to glare at the night when we fel… Continue

All righty then! Those of you who called the frie departments and have been mourning my dearest brother's capture (and probably doing a cha-cha about mine...don't you think for a second that I don't know there are BLOOD THIRSTY girls [and guys] out there after my boyfriend.

Anyways, we escaped, Max and the Flock threw a fit when they saw us, Total said, "Look what the cat dragged in."

And I actually nearly chucked him over the nearest cliff.

I like Total fine, yes, I will scratch him b… Continue