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She's African Avian American
they kept changing her hair throughout the book
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were the one time make up artists okay in the head?
I made this cu i was bored.........
Whats your favorite color(s)
Mine is Green and Black
I dont like the A's or anything though
Chicken?
neither
BORED
Rly? R u serious
they weren't the same in twilight
so true.
but how to u think they created woman and man.
What did you think?over time the same speciece(to lazy 4 spell check) evolved in the same area the whole time, there was probably 2 animal crossing on their way by and....... BOOM! new speicies
I dont like either couples. In Max Ride they have alot of action so they need roamnce or some sub for i wont just be action. I think Bella is whiny little Bi-
u know the rest and Edward is just a dead sparkling blood sucker
Fang is to closed off ...
NEver HEard of him
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Edit: One B plus rest As
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"'You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word.”We're...freaking...ballet...dancers.'"
"Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you." – Max
(Pretends to snore loudly) - Iggy
(throws another pinecone at him) - Max
"Quit throwing things at me!" - Iggy
"Glad you could join us." – Max
“Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely.
Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha. – Max
"I took a bite of the cookie and chewed.’Hmm,' I said, trying not to spit crumbs.’Clear with vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A descent cookie, but not spectacular. Still, a good hearted cookie, not pretentious.' I turned to Fang. 'What did you say?’ Its fine’ – Max and Fang
They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.
"Okay," said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned.
"That can be his Indian name," I suggested. – Max, Angel, and guy in white lab coat
(After discovering that Fang can become invisible)
"I want to do it too!" (Sitting motionless) -Gazzy
: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church." - Nudge
muttering)"Appropriately enough" - Max
"What about me?" (Stands still) - Iggy
"No, you're visible." - Max
"Am not!" - Iggy
: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?" – Max
(After Angel decided she wanted to own a penguin)
"Angel?" I said. "Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digest fish, krill, and an oily substance from their father's stomachs. Are you willing to eat a bunch of raw fish and krill, then barf it back up into a baby penguin's cute cheeping mouth? Like, every hour?"
"Oh. My. God," Total breathed, stopping dead. He stared up at her as if her were a starving man and she was a Snickers bar. He shook his head. "I know its daylight, because the sun has started to shine again!" He inhaled deeply. "And the air--the air is suddenly perfumed with--"
"Jet fuel, hot tar, dirty bird kids, and a malamute," I said nudging him forward with my foot.
Is Max ‘observing’?” – Iggy
No," my mom replied, trying to keep a straight face. "She's cooking." Quick, alarmed glances were exchanged among the flock. "Cooking...food?" Nudge asked. I heard someone murmur something about ordering a pizza. – The Flock and Dr. M
"'It seems to be working, sir,' reported Lieutenant Youngsville, poking her head into the map room.’The technique--'
'The Gaz-Ig-Nart technique!' Iggy corrected.
'Yes, the Gaz-Ig-Nart technique seems to be neutralizing the enemy,' the lieutenant finished." – Iggy and Lt. Youngsville
"I'm brilliant! I'm a genus! I could blow up the whole world!"
I raised my eyebrows
"Not that I want to of course" Gazzy said and gave a little cough. – Max and Gazzy
(When the Flock lands in Germany)
“The hiiiillls are aliiive”, Nudge warbles, spreading her arms wide, “with the sound of-“
“ Okay listen Up” – Max and Nudge
Ter Borcht’s Interview
"Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?" Ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand.
Gazzy thought. "I have X-ray vision," he said. He peered at Ter Borcht's chest, then blinked and looked alarmed.
Ter Borcht was startled for a second, but then he frowned. "Don't write dat down," he told his assistant in irritation. The assistant froze in midsentence. – Gazzy and Ter Borcht
"You. Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"
Nudge chewed on a fingernail. "You mean, like, besides the WINGS?" She shook her shoulders gently, and her beautiful fawn-colored wings unfolded a bit.
His face flushed, and I felt like cheering. "Yes," he said stiffly. "Besides de vings."
"Hmm. Besides de vings." Nudge tapped one finger against her chin. "Um..." Her face brightened. "I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!"
"Hardly a special talent," Ter Borcht said witheringly.
Nudge was offended. "Yeah? Let's see YOU do it." ...
... "I vill now eat nine Snickers bars," Gazzy said in a perfect, creepy imitation of Ter Borcht's voice, "visout bahfing."
Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. “Does anysing on
you vork properly?” Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. “ Well, I have a highly devolped sense of irony.”
Ter Borcht tsked. “You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold on to someone’s shirt, yes? ”Follow dem closely?”
“Only when I’m trying to steal their dessert.” Iggy said truthfully.
“Write that down,” I told the assistant. “ He’s a notorious dessert stealer.”
(Ter Borcht is talking to Fang about who is the leader)
“Vhy do you let a girl be de leader?” Ter Borcht asked, a calculating look in his eye. “She’s the tough one,” Fang said
‘Dang Right.’ Max thought proudly
( Ter Borcht insults Max)
“Und you,” Ter Borcht said, turning back to me(Max) . “You haf a malfuncting chip, you get debilitating headaches, and your leadership skills are sadly much less than ve hoped vor.”
“ And yet I can still kick you doughy Euro trash butt from here to next Tuesday. So that’s something.”
Ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang :"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."
That my little mind reading darlin'!" - Max
"Me and my merry band of mutant bird kids" -Max
"Hey what’s taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?" - Iggy
"I don’t have a mustache you idiot, and neither do you. Maybe, in a few years, we can always hope" - Max
"Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?" - Fang
"Why, is your head missing some?" – Max
Max: “Did you know it wasn’t me, the other Max?”
Fang: “Yeah.”
Max: “When?”
Fang: “Right away.”
Max: “How? We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?
Fang: “She offered to cook breakfast.”
Fang: "Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."
Max: "Have you been watching Oprah again?"
The Director: "You were designed to be very smart, Max, We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing."
Max: "And yet I still can't program my DVD player,'
"I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!'-Gazzy
"Afterall, Fnick is superman"- Iggy
( When Gazzy is stung by the deadly Man of War. Iggy offers some assistance”
I offered to pee on him but they said no"-Iggy
You're kidding, right? Please tell me you have a stronger motive then 'fair is fair.' Life isn’t fair, Dean. Nothing is Fair, ever. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I’m supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try 'I need you to help me so i won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I might respond to that. Maybe. –Max
Max: "What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!"
Fang: "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me. Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it."
"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." –Max
Teacher: This morning I'm going to give a pop quiz about this week's words, just to see where everyone is and where we need to focus
Nudge: Well alright, bring it on. But just so you know I can’t spell worth crap
"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." –Max
( Max’s Story about her Parents a.k.a her supposed parents are missionaries)
"Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." -FBI investigator
"No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work, and all." –Max
"Can we see him?" -Iggy
"Ig, I hate to break this to you, but you're blind." –Max
"Now, let's say they come and get us." -Max
"And, like, the halls are full of zebras."-Ig
"And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere." -Gazzy
"And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky," -Nudge
"Yeah. I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging: and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" –Ig
"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer," - Max
Fang pondered. It amazes me how he's sometimes able to seem so calm at the worst times. Sometimes he seems like a droid-or a drone. Fang of Nine. Fang2-D2. ~Max
"Oh, no-years of Max influence are taking their toll. You sound just like her. You're, like, a Maxlet. A Maxketeer. A...a..."~Iggy
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What is a Brigid?
Note: I did a poem bout Brigid in my last account my cousin deleted. I don't remember it so.
WARNING: Crude Humor at Fictional Character(Not Flock)
What is a Brigid?
Brigid is a self-centered Dog kicker.
Brigid is a witch ridin' her broom all over Fang
is a prep barbie doll waitin to get her head ripped off
Brigid is a wannabe cheerleader
Brigid is out to ruin Fax
is a out-of-control maniac thats want to feel young, so she play around with Fang
Brigid is a grandma tryin to ge… Continue
WARNING: Crude Humor at Fictional Character(Not Flock)
What is a Brigid?
Brigid is a self-centered Dog kicker.
Brigid is a witch ridin' her broom all over Fang
is a prep barbie doll waitin to get her head ripped off
Brigid is a wannabe cheerleader
Brigid is out to ruin Fax
is a out-of-control maniac thats want to feel young, so she play around with Fang
Brigid is a grandma tryin to ge… Continue
Posted on November 19, 2009 at 12:16am —
What is a Brigid?
Note: I did a poem bout Brigid in my last account my cousin deleted. I don't remember it so.
WARNING: Crude Humor at Fictional Character(Not Flock)
What is a Brigid?
Brigid is a self-centered Dog kicker.
Brigid is a witch ridin' her broom all over Fang
is a prep barbie doll waitin to get her head ripped off
Brigid is a wannabe cheerleader
Brigid is out to ruin Fax
is a out-of-control maniac thats want to feel young, so she play around with Fang
Brigid is a grandma tryin to ge… Continue
WARNING: Crude Humor at Fictional Character(Not Flock)
What is a Brigid?
Brigid is a self-centered Dog kicker.
Brigid is a witch ridin' her broom all over Fang
is a prep barbie doll waitin to get her head ripped off
Brigid is a wannabe cheerleader
Brigid is out to ruin Fax
is a out-of-control maniac thats want to feel young, so she play around with Fang
Brigid is a grandma tryin to ge… Continue
Posted on November 19, 2009 at 12:00am — 6 Comments
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Fang Follower said…
- yes i changed it.
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