My favorite thing about eating gumy bears is knowing that they can't fight back when you bite their heads off

"When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into your enemies eyes and run like heck"
"You never know what will happen until it does...well that makes me feel dandy anyone want to join me in hiding underneath my bed"
"A Friend asks if you are alright, a BEST FRIEND walks infront of you and yells LOOK OUT SHE'S PISSED"
" Friends don't let friends have obsessions alone"
"A friend will stop you from over-reacting. A best friend will walk beside you giggling, 'Someone's gonna get it!"
"Roses are red Violets are blue I was born pretty what the heck happened to you?"
"Dancing in the rain is no fun unless people are staring at you like you're insane!"
"Cookies fix everything"
BOY: Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do I!" GIRL: Well...He was looking for India and he ended up here, still think that?"
"Well behaved Women rarely make history"
"I'm a girl of many moods, many require chocolate"
"Roses are red , Voilets are blue" Wait! I thought Violets were well VIOLET
"My friends are the kind of people that would starve in Walmart"
"They laugh at us for being different, We laugh at them for being the same"
"Being normal is overrated"
"If all my friends were jumping off cliffs, I would take it to the next level and fall out of a plane...with a parachute of course"
"I tried being normal once, worst five seconds of my life"
" I used to be normal then I met the people I call friends"
"I'm so gangsta...I carry a squirtgun" SQUIRT SQUIRT!
"Never go to bed angry, stay up late and plan revenge with your best friend"
"I did not just fall, I was testing gravity, it still works!"
"Dogs have cleaner tongues than people, no wonder I love 'em more!"
"Anybody can die in a movie and I'll be like soo what? But if an unimportant or important animal dies or is hurt, there are waterworks"
"Knock on death's door and run. Death hates that!"
"Your friends will love you for who you are. Your best friends will yell at you for stealing their brains"
"Girls rule and Boys Drool" what's so hard to understand about that boys...or was I just talking in big words?
"Your friends, love them, choose them, and drag them into your obsessions"
" Here lies Bob. Bob told me Fang didn't exist. HaHa Bob!"
"I'm old enough to know better, but too young to care"
"Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't." ~Mark Twain
"“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. i'll always be with you." ~ Pooh Bear