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When you're Russian for a drink, there's no time for Stalin.

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Relationship Status:: Single

About Me:

Hello, this is about me:
I like to laugh at your face a lot.
My favorite color is clear.
I am cool.
I am a ninja.
I have many ninji for friends.
When I'm Russian for a drink, there's no time for Stalin.

About WWII:
They finally made a sequel! And a good one, too!
It is known as World War 2, World War II, WWII, WW2, and WW@ for those of you who cannot lift off the shift key fast enough.
WWII was the biggest-budget movie of all time, spending nearly 12 billion dollars in the making, with Brad Pitt as Hitler.
It is my favorite movie, and it is also many other people's favorite movie.


Which Maximum Ride Character Are You? Your Result: Chuck Norris You're just like Chuck Norris. You're MEGA-ULTRA AWESOME!
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Fang
Cooler than you
IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOOOOR!
Your mom

Education: You are 100% smart

How in the FREAKING HECK did you get to be so FREAKING SMART? You're like, almost as smart as Chuck Norris! Wow. Even I'm not that smart. Neither are Skylar or Mick.

IQ Quiz (trick questions!!)
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I am a 7th grader with all A's, no A-minuses.

Hobbies: Laughing at you very hard.
Owning your boxes.
Being ninja-kung-fu on your but.
Being better than butter.
Not believing it's not butter.

Music: Ol' godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo city like a big playground when suddenly batman burst from the shade or whatever.

Movies: Alien and Predator Vs. Chuck Norris, the only 14-second-long movie in the world.

Books: Pfft! Who reads books?

Where else do you hang out? (Fan Fiction, YouTube, Deviant Art, MySpace, Facebook, etc.): I like to hang out on the tubes at YouTube because you are a noob.

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Are you gay?
Yes, I am very happy, thank you.

What grade are you in?
7th.

Would you rather eat an orange or a banana?
Banana because its... its... I don't know.

Movies or football games?
Movies.

What is your dream pet?
My girlfriend.

Are you emo?
No. But I do enjoy flossing my teeth.

Can you touch your toes?
Yes.

Paper or plastic?
Your'e being a little to nosy right about now, don't you think?

Do you have siblings?
Yes.

Do you like girls older than you or younger than you?
Same age.

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Posted on April 2, 2009 at 11:59pm — 5 Comments

Nosy people

I would ask if a cholo is something you get at Toco Bell, but I'm not a nosy person.
I don't like nosy people.
Doesn't it really tick you off when your having a conversation, and someone whose eavesdropping just tries to ease in to the conversation? Like they were part of it?
Well, once, I was talking to my friend, and this person, who I barely know, comes up and interrupts:
Who? What? What happened? Where? When?
HEY! I wasn't even talking to you!
You know who's really nosy?
Your parents.
They j… Continue

Posted on March 6, 2009 at 1:30am — 8 Comments

Hi

IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOOOOOOOR!!!

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Posted on February 15, 2009 at 4:00pm — 2 Comments

I was bored...

Parents married or divorced?
Divorced.

Vegetarian?
NEVER EVER

What jewelry do you wear?
None

Are you eating food rite now?
I'm always eating food.

Wear Makeup?
No

Wut do you wear to bed?
Trust me, you don't wanna know.

Have you done anything illegal?
No

Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.

Are you double jointed?
No

Are you flexible?
Kind of.

Hair colour?
Kind of darkish brown

Do you snore?
How should I know?

Gold or silver?
The one thats the shiniest.

Beach, city or country?
Country is g… Continue

Posted on February 15, 2009 at 4:11am — 4 Comments