I'm not nuts, it's just my life!!

Note: most of these won't make sense to the casual oberver ... that's y they're RANDOM. The 1s in italics I didn't make up

"U no u like a guy if u have an argument with him and find yrself enjoying every moment of it."

"It's either yr desperate, or he is!!"

"The greatest flaw of mankind is - not their crimes - but their inability to recognize them, on both an individual and an international level."

"Keep quiet, nothing comes as easy as u. I'm yr best kept secret and your biggest mistake!"

Now I wonder all the time how you go back after something like that. Whether we can ever be friends again, or if what we had is broken into pieces. Not because of him, but because of me.

"And they came back with flags on coffins and said we won, oh we WON!!"

"I've got troubled thoughts and a self-esteem to match!. What a catch, what a CAAAATCH!!

"Ah'm a fan of THE SCARECROW!!"

"What Skye said." lol

Nobody can make me sadder, but nobody can make me so happy!!

"Forget stranger danger, just go with the guy to see where he takes you!!!"

"It's a bird, no, it's a plane, no, it's a HELICHOPPER!!!"

"Speak of the devil and they send mah best friends."

"U no yr bored when u wanna go back to school."

"Dragon at heart"

"Horsey at heart"

"What can I say?? I'm a teenager!!"

"If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress?? CONGRESS!!"

"Been there, JUMPED THAT!!"

"Make yr computer awesome."

Somethings Armstrong could have said on the moon:
Look ma, no gravity!!
I can see my house from here!!
Well, there goes the flag.

ow, my butt feels like it's on fire!!

it's all your fault, you called me beautiful

sure it's hardly normal, but we deal, we deal
have some composure, where is your posture??

"Ok, I'm done." "See, that's the beauty of farmwork: you're never done." lmao so tru!!

yeah, under NORMAL circumstances

The most effective way to make the hols REALLY, REALLY boring is to take away the TV!!

Winged wolves, the awesome new bestseller idea!!

Hold your candles in the air, and wave 'em like u just don't care!!

Fudge: sounds awesome, looks awesome, best of all, it TASTES awesome!!

They're GUYS ... they don't count!!

It's just a song about ping-pong!!!!!

Instant ice-cream!!! Just add liquid nitrogen! lmao true story

Mah fave letter in the alphabet is the squiggle.

There's a reason why the Salsa Dance has that name.

If a who is usually nice to you, insults you, remember the fundamentals of reverse psychology!!

LOOK AWAY!! Metallica wigs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*guy playing guitar and singing at the same time* Who says guys can't multitask??

Oooh, look, fairies!!

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!!
-98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
-92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
-If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
-I didnt hit u.......... i simply just high-fived ur face.
-Some ppl r like slinkies...... they're good 4 nothing, but they still bring a smile 2 ur face when u push thm down the stairs.
-Dont hit kids...... No. Seriously, they have guns now.
-War does not determine who is right...war determines who is left
-If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-whoops, forgot to be normal...

-"Way to go!""I do not understand. Where did I go, and which way did I take?"
-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and thought...
'Where the HELL is my ceiling?!'
-Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is free.
-I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
-You can't spell Awesome with out ME!
That whole block of italics - compliments to Michie 41 - yr AWESOME!!

-- Teacher: Okay class, today we're going to talk about our families. Like mine, they're a crazy lot!
Student: Well THAT explains a lot.
--Some advice? Never challenge a dragon to a water fight. You'll lose every time.
--Giant snails? Explain THAT to me.
- if u r 1 of those peeps who sing along with songs u like knowing full well u can't sing, copy and paste this onto your profile
-- if u spend most of yr hols on yr computer, copy and paste this onto your profile
-- if u get paranoid about peeps (especially guys) staring at u, copy and paste this onto ur profile
-- if u r one of those peeps who can talk horses all day long while yr non-horsey friends look on in puzzlement, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-- if yr friends think u r a nerd and u don't care, copy and paste this onto yr profile.
-- if u wish u could just plain go into a book to kiss yr fave (GUY) characters, copy and paste this onto yr profile.
-- if u r a social addict, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-- if u r obsessed with dragons (or anything vaguely to do with fantasy ...) copy and paste this onto yr profile
-- if u r a vampire romance addict (no, not just twilight) copy and paste this onto your profile
-- they say 92% of Americans think Australians ride kangaroos to school. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who - if you will be part of that eight percent that would be cracking up laughing, all the while clutching your pet koala. lol
-- "You've got this look on your face that says you think I'm delusional, but you're too nice to say anything." Shadow Kiss, Vamp Academy, book 2
-- This afternoon I was sitting in front of my computer, staring at the wall and though, "Where the HELL is my screen?!"
-- "My mother used icing from a can??? That's GENIUS!
-- "What was it about the giant panther that scared my parents so badly? Apart from the obvious, of course."
-- if your friends think you are crazy or nerdy or a combination of both, copy and paste this onto your profile
-- if you laugh out loud when you read (ESPECIALLY MR) copy and paste this onto your profile
-- If you have a MAJOR crush on a guy from a TV show, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-- My music teacher's last name is Coward, and he was once a Major in the army. So they called him Major Coward. True story!!
-- "Ow, my shoulder's itchy but I couldn't be bothered to scratch it."