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Name ten random Maximum Ride characters in a random order:
1. Angel
2. Max
3. Ella
4. Gazzy
5. Fang
6. Iggy
7. Jeb
8. ter Borcht
9. Ari
10. Nudge



One day 5 decides to go outside. 1 goes by on a bike, and stops to talk. 5 and 1 fall in love. They get married by 7, but 7 is jealous and wants 5 all to himself. So 7 stalks them, and when their baby (9) is born, 7 kidnaps 9. when 9 can crawl, 9 crawls away and gets found by 2. 2 and 3 are married and decide to take 9 as their own. Then the police come (8,6,4,10). 6 takes 9 back to 5 and 1. 8 arrests 2 and 3. 4 interrogates 2 and 3. 10 finds 7 and kills him. The end

My Version:

One day Fang decides to go outside. Angel goes by on a bike, and stops to talk. Fang and Angel fall in love. They get married by Jeb (a minister), but Jeb is jealous and wants Fang all to himself. So Jeb stalks them, and when their baby (Ari) is born, Jeb kidnaps Ari. when Ari can crawl, Ari crawls away and gets found by Max. Max and Ella are married and decide to take Ari as their own. Then the police come (Ter Borcht, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge). Iggy takes Ari back to Fang and Angel. Ter Borcht arrests Max and Ella. Gazzy interrogates Max and Ella. Nudge finds Jeb and kills him.
The End

*Crickets*


-98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.



Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Freind: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they’re after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public


Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too


You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.


13. your sad because you fell for it and think you have to put it on ur pro


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Truly stupid things found on other things.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Aw, but thats the only time I work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The 5 finger special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(Cuz that is just so obvious)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(Yeah, because Defrost is a serving.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really!? I thought it would be cold.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(Which limits what? Use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(What would that be? Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(What happened to the peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Wow. I never would have guessed.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them it was uncool to breath, it you are the 8 that would be laughing their asses off... copy and post this onto your profile

If you'll take the first watch, copy and paste this to you're profile.

if you have ever ran into a door or a glass wall copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. (Bad bugs)

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a parked car copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

Best friends through thick and thin!If you cry, I cry,If you laugh, I laugh,If you fight, I got your back,If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, Vampire Demon Girl, Shayne Rider, Skylar, Shuki, Lizzy Jakins

If you're in love with the MR series, copy this into your profile

Good and Best Friends will...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. A Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A good Friend: Will help me learn to drive. A Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away. A Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

A good Friend: Will help me up when I fall down. A Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

A good Friend: Will bail me out of jail. A Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up".

A good Friend: Will go to a concert with me. A Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me.

A good Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." A Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad."

A good Friend: Asks me for my number. A Best friend: Asks me for her number.

A good Friend: Hides me from the cops. A Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

Girl: I Like him
Friend: You do, really?
Girl: Yeah
Friend: Why?
Girl: Are you serious? Have you seen him SMILE?
Friend: You should tell him, he likes you too
Girl: he does?? How do you know??
HIM: because i know your friend's password